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Trump Follows the Money to Win War

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DATELINE:   SUNNY TZU, The Twitter War Donald Trump showed once again what a master of logic and history he is. When asked his plan to fight ISIS, he said it was important to cut off their money supply: oil. He would look to their funding and put his fight there. If that meant using Twitter, … Continue reading

Bad Ideas Meet Their Match in the NFL

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Bad Ideas Meet Their Match in the NFL The only idea more outrageous and impossible than Donald Trump’s notion to ban all Muslims from entering the United States is to suggest that the New England Patriots will lose every game left on their schedule. After a 10-0 start, can there be a 0-6 finish? We … Continue reading

Brady Refuses to Debate Politics

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DATELINE: Botox Tom & Red Cap (note Trump cap on top shelf) Tom Brady was put on the spot again. It was hotter than having J.J. Watt draw a bead on him, or having Rex Ryan paint a bulls-eye on his rear end. This time, on his weekly radio interview with D&C of EEI, TB12 … Continue reading

More Baloney from Fox Sports on Brady and Kraft

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DATELINE: Liberal Fox Sports? Fox Sports Dunking the Tea Party?   For those with an interest in believe it or don’t, Fox Sports struck out again with a new way to insult Patriot fans and attack Tom Brady and his owner. Some writer called Arielle Aronson, a pseudonym if you ever chose one, complained that … Continue reading

Trump Takes on Alternative History

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DATELINE: Crypto-History Donald Trump’s campaign for president of the United States is teetering closer and closer to the crypto-alternative history TV shows on History Channel. Yep, if he loses the Republican nomination, he can become a semi-regular on shows like Ancient Aliens and America’s Book of Secrets. Crypto-history may prove to be Trump’s Kryptonite. The … Continue reading

Batman/Trump Versus Superwoman/Clinton

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DATELINE:   Clash of the Titans?   Having just watched the highly unpopular movie called BATMAN VERSUS SUPERMAN:THE DAWN OF JUSTICE, we came to the presidential debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton—only to realize we were watching a bad remake of the movie. Two dubious heroes permeated Batman and Superman’s depictions. Nobody likes a hero … Continue reading

It Smells to High Heaven, Mr. Trump

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 DATELINE: Long Walk Off a Short Pier The Boston Red Sox collapse in the playoffs shows that there is no hope when the best pitching money can buy goes down in flames. It’s about the same for Donald Trump. Unlike his friend Tom Brady who has returned from four weeks in outer space after Deflategate, … Continue reading

Halloween Comes Early at Presidential Debate

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 DATELINE: Disgusting Display If you want to know what’s wrong with America in the 21st century, you had only to watch this latest October presidential debate. In a second encounter, you had everything wrong about the United States on display for the world. It was revolting, not revolutionary. If you liked this debate, or approved … Continue reading

Brady & Belichick: Strange Bedfellows?

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DATELINE: Patriotic Gore?     It was politics as usual in the Patriots locker room. No one wanted to talk about President-Elect Donald Trump’s boast that both Swami Belichick and Tommy B were big supporters of the future president. The Super Patriots are putting a focus on the Big Game, not the Big Election. Patriots … Continue reading

A Generation of Spoiled, Coddled Losers

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DATELINE: Election Results Protest   The election victory of Donald Trump as President of the United States has spawned a bunch of protests that he is “not my president.” Yes, we are finally harvesting the products of a spoiled bunch of children, now in college, who cannot understand the electoral process of the U.S. Constitution.  … Continue reading

Robert Kraft Has Audience with Pope Trump

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DATELINE:  Trump’s Kitchen Cabinet   Not two days after Jonathan Kraft stated that the New England Patriots did not endorse any candidate for President, owner Robert Kraft showed up at Trump Tower.  We suspect he did not show up for an audience with the Pope. Speculation is rampant that Kraft will beg Trump not to … Continue reading

Trump Issues the Price of Doing Business with the NFL

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DATELINE: Men With Goldilocks   When President-Elect Trump speaks, Roger Goodell goes green around his slimey gills. So it is today when Trump called Tom Brady “totally innocent,” of Deflategate.  Do we see a Presidential Pardon in the works? Goodell better hope he will not need one sometime down the road. We suspect the Donald … Continue reading

Fake News Attacks Patriots

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DATELINE: Baloney Fake news has now moved into the sphere of sports in Boston. A half-baked article has just appeared by some writer named Charlotte Wilder of Lincoln, Massachusetts, (a hoity-toity rich town) calling the New England Patriots a team that has a “Trump problem.” It isn’t true, but trolls have to spread their venom. … Continue reading

Trump Takes Call from Tom Brady

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 DATELINE: Inaugural & Super Bowl LI At the pre-Inauguration Dinner for billionaire friends of the new President of the United States, there sat a man who should be in the Cabinet with 9 other billionaires. We refer to Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots. He was not overlooked by the new Prez who … Continue reading

And the Survey Says: Pats Fans in NE Are Loyal

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DATELINE:  Patriot Traitors Outside of Boston Those haters of Tom Brady don’t need much provocation to pound him into the ground like some defensive tackle. They’ve been jumping on Brady’s ties to President Donald Trump from the onset. These are the fair-weather Patriots, also known in history as the Sunshine Patriots. These scalawags were called … Continue reading

Boston Holds Massive Trump Rally

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DATELINE:   Not an Anti-Trump Protester Seen   A million New Englanders came out in deplorable weather to cheer on the Patriots during the Victory Parade. There was no evidence of an anti-Trump backlash among fans, despite the claims of wayward Clinton supporters in the weeks before the Super Bowl. Gronk, of course, stripped down … Continue reading

Disinvitations Accepted by NE Patriots

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 DATELINE:  Hell, No, Don’t Go!   We certainly have to admire the chutzpah of the New England Patriots. After attending the largest New England rally for Donald Trump on Tuesday after the Super Bowl, a growing list of Pats are refusing to visit the White House. Hightower, Blount, White, Long, and McCourty, have set the … Continue reading

The Man Who Came to Trump’s Dinner

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DATELINE: Mr. X Dines with Trump & Kraft A mystery dinner guest has confounded the sports world. President Donald Trump and his wife Melania hosted Japan’s Prime Minister and his wife. Also along for the dim sum is Patriots’ billionaire Robert Kraft. Mr. Kraft’s date for the night is an unknown, burly man, presumed by … Continue reading

Shirts Off Tom Brady’s Back

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T DATELINE:  Shirtless in Houston The louse who took time Brady’s blouse has been caught.  The Mounties get their man, and so apparently do the FBI. It appears that the thief is from below the border with real journalist credentials. Hats off to the guys who found the shirts off Tom. What’s worse, he seems … Continue reading

Patriots Day (Trump Style)

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  DATELINE:  To the Victors Sports reporters, the biggest purveyors of fake news, are going into overdrive to spew their hate for Donald Trump. President Trump has invited the Patriots of New England to the White House on Patriots’ Day. For those in other parts of the country, Boston has a holiday no one else … Continue reading

White House Fiasco for Patriots

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34 Missing Patriots Shamed Team, Country, & Themselves Pats owner Bob Kraft announced that he gave $1million to the Trump election committee before he showed up to the White House for a celebration with President Donald Trump. Kraft will not miss a White House Rose Garden meeting in order to receive his money’s worth out … Continue reading

Trump to Nominate Roger Goodell for FBI?

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DATELINE:  Whimsy & Humor With the big news out of Washington that President Trump has fired FBI Director James Comey, the speculation has run rampant down to Foxboro about the next man Trump may select for a grueling Senate confirmation hearing. And, the word around is that President Trump’s good friend, Bill Belichick, might be … Continue reading

Concussion-gate Rivals Trump-gate

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DATELINE: Move Over, Watergate and Deflategate   Not tonight, dear. He has a headache. Like his friend Donald Trump, Tom Brady has a big headache. No, it isn’t James Comey. It’s Tom’s wife, Giselle Bundchen. The superstar model gave an interview in which she announced Tom had a concussion this past season on the road … Continue reading

Tom Brady & Trump Face Inflategate

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DATELINE:  More Fake News or Inflate-gate    Tom Brady’s wife, Gisele Bundchen, has just hammered the quarterback with the Madden curse. If you don’t have enemies, your wife may be just as good as a substitute. Maybe bachelorette Julian Edelman knows something he should have explained to Tom. With supermodel Giselle’s announcement of Tom’s unreported and … Continue reading

Twin Peaks, Trump Plains, & Celtics Lows

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DATELINE:  LeBron James as Laura Palmer, Trump as D.B. Cooper Chicken or egg? We can’t figure out if the Trump Administration has prepared us for the new series Twin Peaks, or whether Twin Peaks has prepared us for the continuing weirdness of the Trump presidency. When we see President Trump putting his hands on a … Continue reading

MacBird Outdid Trump as Caesar 45 years ago

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  DATELINE:  Shakespeare in Absentia We have seen many updated versions of Shakespeare over the years. Indeed, we enjoy seeing the Bard transported to new locations and timeframes. It often electrifies the message that has become stale to modern audiences. We have seen Shakespeare set in Nazi Germany (Richard III), in the world of bikers … Continue reading

The President Rings Twice, and the Patriots Answer

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DATELINE:  Ring-a-Ding Trump    Having eschewed humorous sports reports on Boston travesties lately, we are forced into a return to the topic one more time. For this, you can thank Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots and close friend of President Donald Trump. In April, one of the first big sports events of … Continue reading

Trump’s Great White Hope

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DATELINE: Rocky & Jack Johnson We are always delighted to see movie history made, whether it’s an archeological dig looking for the lost set of Cecil B. DeMille’s silent Ten Commandments or joining Kenneth Anger looking for Hollywood dirt. So, this week we had the spectacle of President Donald Trump giving a pardon to long-dead, … Continue reading

DNA Politics

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DATELINE: Not Pocahontas Apologies Required? Nothing can be more dangerous than the latest wave of people and their push to learn about their “roots.” Roots was a television event in the 1970s that sparked a furor among black American youth who were shocked at the depiction of their past. Many said they had no idea. … Continue reading

Tyrant: Shakespeare on Power

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DATELINE: Classic Bad Leaders  Olivier as Trump? Leave it to Curiosity Streaming to come up with a documentary on tyrannical leaders as delineated by the Bard. In this curt show of 35 minutes, the complexities of Shakespeare are also explained simply by down-to-earth experts, including Stephen Greenblatt (who wrote the scholarly book on which this … Continue reading

Demise of TV Satire?

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DATELINE:  Trump’s Attack on Humor the New Archie Bunker? President Trump wants to shut down Saturday Night Live because it is an “Enemy of the People.” In his view, no views should be expressed on TV unless they are kind, balanced, and fair to him. Of course, television has a long history of unpopular, brutal … Continue reading

Trump’s Mantra: “Off with their heads!”

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DATELINE: Trump as Queen of Heartless If you remember your literature, you know it was the queen of Hearts that constantly solved all royal court problems by shouting, “Off with their heads.” It’s now the mantra of the Trump administration. If you cross the President, he wants you fired. There’s nothing new in this as … Continue reading

Enough of Moral Lepers (Antonio Brown)

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DATELINE: Gone Not Soon Enough!   Devils You Know!   Let us rant: we are tired of defending the indefensible. Walking out of a press conference as did Bill Belichick is not a legitimate response. Throwing Antonio Brown overboard the S.S. Patriots was legitimate. Antonio Brown has now crossed a line even we have lost the … Continue reading

Angels in America: “Messenger”

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DATELINE: Ghost of Ethel Meets Ghoul of Cohn   Streep & Pacino The third episode of the miniseries Angels in America takes us to the hallucinogenic, paranormal world where Louis (Ben Shenkman) insists in his liberal way that there are no angels in America. On the other hand, the evil Roy Cohn is the devil in America, … Continue reading

Bill Gates Joins the Epstein Denial Club

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DATELINE: LOL Lolita Express!  Yuck or Yikes? Lest we stir up a hornet’s nest of billionaire idiots, we want to castigate Bill Gates right out of the gate. This week we learned that this richest man on earth type is either an idiot or thinks we are idiots. He denies he was a friend (close … Continue reading

Whose Roy Cohn Was He?

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DATELINE: Ethel’s Killer  Master of Slime. You may be aghast at the idea that Roy Cohn managed to be so powerful and so hidden in the open. He was adviser to Joe McCarthy, Ronald Reagan, and his final resulting horror, Donald Trump. His philosophy borders on evil incarnate: he claimed to hate hypocrisy and was … Continue reading

Democrats Self-Destruct in Nevada

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DATELINE: Debate of Loser Status  Hands Up! What did we learn at the Democrat Nevada debate? Well, we learned most of all that the new candidate is not even on the Nevada caucus ballot this week. So much for voter input. Beyond that, we learned too too much in all likelihood about what unpleasant people … Continue reading

Trump Turns into Typhoid Mary

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DATELINE: NBA Comes in Second!  If you need a little coronavirus history lesson, we are here to oblige. Typhoid Mary was a 19thcentury Irish woman who was Patient Zero of her day. She went around the world, dispensing typhoid to anyone within her earshot. She herself never contracted the disease. She was put into quarantine … Continue reading

Article 7

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Trump’s Heart of Darkness Behind Trump’s Hitler persona, there lurks the heart of Josef Stalin. The POTUS called governors of the states “weak.”  He wants to crack down on protestors by putting them in jail for ten years so “we never see this stuff again.” Now we know why he wanted to buy Greenland, he … Continue reading

The Most Racist President in U.S. History?

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DATELINE: Trump Tweets Nazi Soldiers on US Flag!  Yes, Trump Tweeted It in 2015. In case you buried your head in the sand like the Republican ostriches in the United States Senate, President Adolph Trump has been bolder each day in his brazen racist attitude. His latest example of tone-deaf racism has been to maintain the … Continue reading

Who Killed Jeffrey Epstein?

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DATELINE: Trumpeting Epstein’s Death  the Buddy System? The short cable series in three parts went to tackle this thorny question, and you would be amazed at how many people became angered by the question. The series has received many low grades and bad reviews. Yet, it uses actual police video, interviews, and even Epstein’s own … Continue reading

Epstein’s Murder Will Out

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DATELINE: Prime Suspect. Alex Acosta & friend. Maybe we will learn what really happened to Jeffrey Epstein, but not while William Barr is AG and Trump is POTUS. The only prosecutor prepared to go after Epstein and his co-conspirators was fired by Trump recently. Yes, Geoffrey Berman did what Alex Acosta would not, and Trump … Continue reading

Orange Hair is the New Blackface!

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DATELINE: All Lives Anti-Matter!  Upside Down to an Illiterate? There goes the neighborhood! That is Trump’s reaction to having a giant sign that says, “Black Lives Matter” in front of his New York Trump Tower. Apart from thinking that a peaceful movement is a “symbol of hate,” he believes that people who share that view … Continue reading

Live Free, Ghislaine’s Motto

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DATELINE: NH Hideaway for Child Molester  Home Sweet Home! A new episode of Who Killed Jeffrey Epstein is now required! In the past two weeks, Trump fired the prosecutor responsible for the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell, notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s eponymous procurer for a couple of decades. Apparently she believed the motto of New Hampshire: “Live … Continue reading

Next Step in the Epstein Investigation?

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 DATELINE: Costume Ballers  Weinstein/Epstein/Maxwell.  What a trio! When Prince Andrew threw a costume ball, Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein joined Harvey Weinstein for fun and games. Word is now filtering out of the Southern District of New York federal prosecutor’s office that the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell is opening up a Pandora Box. They may … Continue reading

Yes, We Have No Trump Bananas!

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DATELINE: Accused Felon Trump with recently arrested harridan predator. Fox News, that bastion of journalistic integrity, has now taken to cropping any photo of Jeffrey Epstein with Trump so that the POTUS is MIA. They forgot all the pix of Ghislaine Maxwell with him. This is almost identical to sticking your head in the sand, … Continue reading

Trump Wins Pedophile Voters

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DATELINE: Well wishes for child molester!  Trump & Dear Friend. If he’s not encouraging assassins to shoot Obama appointees to the judiciary, President Donald Trump is sending his best wishes to accused pedophile procurers. His old friend Ghislaine is rotting in jail for procuring hundreds of girls for a sex ring with Jeffrey Epstein. Yes, … Continue reading

Trump’s New Doctor Expert

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DATELINE: Demons & Dr. Stella Dr. Stella Immanuel. Before you can say that it proves he isn’t misogynist, you should look more deeply at the female pediatrician that holds a  license for medicine—and is now the expert Trump most trusts. It seems that Dr. Stella Immanuel is going along with the hare-brained ideas of Trump. … Continue reading

Death in Venice Part 2

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DATELINE: Drips for Drips Not since Death in Venice when Dirk Bogarde’s bad dye job melted during a pandemic have we seen such a just dessert. Yes, that’s Rudi Giuliani playing the role of a lifetime: the man who catches the coronavirus while chasing young electoral college voters! In the famous Visconti movie, Von Aschenbach loses … Continue reading

Captain Tom Brady, Avast!

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DATELINE: Drifting with Grifting When we reported earlier this week that grifter Tom Brady used his friendship with Grifter-Elect Donald Trump to procure a one million dollar loan from the economic crisis fund, no one cared much. Business as usual among thieves. Up periscope! Brady actually had the temerity to apply for a government grant … Continue reading





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