Here Comes Billionaire Mr. Michael Jordan!

June 12, 2014, 6:12 pm

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JORDAN AND FELLOW BILLIONAIRES ! Today we learned that Michael Jordan, once played by wife killer Michael Jace in a 1999 movie, has reached an exalted plateau in the world. Though he is considered #1 in the NBA and probably even higher in the world of advertising, here comes Mr. Jordan to a list of … Continue reading →

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Tom Brady & His Birdie

May 17, 2015, 5:29 pm

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DATELINE:  Worry Free Weekend Like Alfred E. Neumann, Tom Brady says: “What, me worry?” Tom Brady is obviously not worried about that loss of income from a four game suspension. Over the weekend that his lawyers filed an appeal to Roger Goodell, Tom took another path. Instead of seeing an analyst about his problems with … Continue reading →

Trump Deflates His Opponents with Brady Style

June 17, 2015, 12:26 am

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DATELINE: Presidential Trump & His Running Mate Unconventional presidential candidate Donald Trump announced he was running for the office. For years he had hinted at a run, but never took the step. Now he has thrown his king-size crown into the ring. Not only is he the wealthiest of the dozen midgets seeking the Republican … Continue reading →

Trump Trumps Goodell

July 30, 2015, 1:26 am

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 DATELINE: FARCE Presidential candidate Donald Trump revealed today that he has been advising Tom Brady to sue the NFL. Trump is an occasional golf partner with Tom Brady and their friendship extends to fatherly advice. The Donald told Tom to sue the NFL for half a billion dollars—but now thinks he should have sued them … Continue reading →

Trump’s Cabinet Comes To Light

July 31, 2015, 6:04 am

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  DATELINE: Sports, Movies, and Politics, Satire   Though we have floated Tom Brady as the vice presidential nominee of choice for Donald Trump, it now appears that super-rich Brady, known for being against inflation, has been trumped by another billionaire of well-known antics. Yes, Mark Cuban—owner of the Dallas Mavericks—and no stranger to controversy—is … Continue reading →

Trump Endorses Tom Brady

August 23, 2015, 4:07 pm

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DATELINE: Powerful Friends The Donald weighed in again on Tom Brady whom he labeled a “great friend of mine.”  He even showed his cell phone with a message that Tom had sent Trump his new number. Taking Brady’s side is a non-brainer. Trump noted that spending over $10 milion in legal fees was a crazy … Continue reading →

The Trumping of Patton

September 15, 2015, 4:19 am

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DATELINE: REINCARNATION OF AMERICAN HEROES  Trump or Patton? As cultural phenomenon go, Donald Trump seems singular. Yet, he is in the great tradition of American iconoclasts. He is a populist with appeal to shock the staid liberals and New Puritans. In case you forgot, there was a hero of World War II with much of … Continue reading →

Trump Wins a Big Endorsement

September 16, 2015, 12:00 pm

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DATELINE: Birds of a Feather To no one’s surprise, the man with a Trump cap with the logo “Make America Great Again” in his locker has thrown his support behind presidential candidate Donald Trump. “It would be great,” said one icon about another becoming America’s next president. Tom Brady was directly asked if he supported … Continue reading →

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A Word Whispered to Donald Trump

September 24, 2015, 6:23 am

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DATELINE: Pass It Along to The Donald   Two weeks ago, we noted the parallels between Mr. Donald Trump and General George Patton. This week, in an interview, Trump mentioned his admiration for the great World War II leader. So, undaunted, we think The Donald ought to take a page out of the movie script … Continue reading →

Trump Follows the Money to Win War

October 9, 2015, 12:28 pm

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DATELINE:   SUNNY TZU, The Twitter War Donald Trump showed once again what a master of logic and history he is. When asked his plan to fight ISIS, he said it was important to cut off their money supply: oil. He would look to their funding and put his fight there. If that meant using Twitter, … Continue reading →

Bad Ideas Meet Their Match in the NFL

December 8, 2015, 2:55 am

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Bad Ideas Meet Their Match in the NFL The only idea more outrageous and impossible than Donald Trump’s notion to ban all Muslims from entering the United States is to suggest that the New England Patriots will lose every game left on their schedule. After a 10-0 start, can there be a 0-6 finish? We … Continue reading →

Brady Refuses to Debate Politics

December 15, 2015, 11:06 am

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DATELINE: Botox Tom & Red Cap (note Trump cap on top shelf) Tom Brady was put on the spot again. It was hotter than having J.J. Watt draw a bead on him, or having Rex Ryan paint a bulls-eye on his rear end. This time, on his weekly radio interview with D&C of EEI, TB12 … Continue reading →

More Baloney from Fox Sports on Brady and Kraft

March 2, 2016, 4:28 am

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DATELINE: Liberal Fox Sports? Fox Sports Dunking the Tea Party?   For those with an interest in believe it or don’t, Fox Sports struck out again with a new way to insult Patriot fans and attack Tom Brady and his owner. Some writer called Arielle Aronson, a pseudonym if you ever chose one, complained that … Continue reading →

Trump Takes on Alternative History

March 4, 2016, 5:37 am

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DATELINE: Crypto-History Donald Trump’s campaign for president of the United States is teetering closer and closer to the crypto-alternative history TV shows on History Channel. Yep, if he loses the Republican nomination, he can become a semi-regular on shows like Ancient Aliens and America’s Book of Secrets. Crypto-history may prove to be Trump’s Kryptonite. The … Continue reading →

Mexicans, Si! Racism, No?

June 7, 2016, 2:53 am

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GUEST EDITORIAL, by Roger Day Liberal bias again reaches ignorant levels when media call Mexicans a “race” of people. They are a nation, not a race. Would you say that to demean Canadians is racist? Hardly. Trump called the judge on the Trump U case a “Mexican.” More correctly, he is a Mexican-American, if you … Continue reading →

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Batman/Trump Versus Superwoman/Clinton

September 27, 2016, 2:34 am

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DATELINE:   Clash of the Titans?   Having just watched the highly unpopular movie called BATMAN VERSUS SUPERMAN:THE DAWN OF JUSTICE, we came to the presidential debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton—only to realize we were watching a bad remake of the movie. Two dubious heroes permeated Batman and Superman’s depictions. Nobody likes a hero … Continue reading →

It Smells to High Heaven, Mr. Trump

October 8, 2016, 9:17 pm

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 DATELINE: Long Walk Off a Short Pier The Boston Red Sox collapse in the playoffs shows that there is no hope when the best pitching money can buy goes down in flames. It’s about the same for Donald Trump. Unlike his friend Tom Brady who has returned from four weeks in outer space after Deflategate, … Continue reading →

Halloween Comes Early at Presidential Debate

October 10, 2016, 12:07 am

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 DATELINE: Disgusting Display If you want to know what’s wrong with America in the 21st century, you had only to watch this latest October presidential debate. In a second encounter, you had everything wrong about the United States on display for the world. It was revolting, not revolutionary. If you liked this debate, or approved … Continue reading →

Brady & Belichick: Strange Bedfellows?

November 9, 2016, 3:01 am

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DATELINE: Patriotic Gore?     It was politics as usual in the Patriots locker room. No one wanted to talk about President-Elect Donald Trump’s boast that both Swami Belichick and Tommy B were big supporters of the future president. The Super Patriots are putting a focus on the Big Game, not the Big Election. Patriots … Continue reading →

A Generation of Spoiled, Coddled Losers

November 10, 2016, 3:20 am

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DATELINE: Election Results Protest   The election victory of Donald Trump as President of the United States has spawned a bunch of protests that he is “not my president.” Yes, we are finally harvesting the products of a spoiled bunch of children, now in college, who cannot understand the electoral process of the U.S. Constitution.  … Continue reading →